Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone.
Go and grab a Penthouse it’s the one with Sharon Stone.
Hey Masturbator!!
I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nice,
Once ain't enough so I have to do it twice.
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advice.
Hey Masturbator!!
I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet clean.
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its been
Hey Masturbator!!
I do it in the car when I'm driving down the street,
One hand on the wheel and the others on my meat.
I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seat.
Hey Masturbator!!
Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbator,
choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomato.
I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her.
Hey, Masturbator!!
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacon,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm making.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is aching.
Hey, Masturbator!!