| Men are like ........ | Laxatives .... | They irritate the sh!t out of you. |
| Men are like ........ | Bananas .... | The older they get, the less firm they are. |
| Men are like ........ | Vacations .... | They never seem to be long enough. |
| Men are like ........ | Weather .... | Nothing can be done to change them. |
| Men are like ........ | Blenders .... | You need One, but you're not quite sure why. |
| Men are like ........ | Chocolate Bars ...... | Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. |
| Men are like ........ | Commercials .... | You can't believe a word they say. |
| Men are like ........ | Department Stores ...... | Their clothes are always 1/2 off. |
| Men are like ........ | Government Bonds ...... | They take soooooooo long to mature. |
| Men are like ........ | Mascara ... | They usually run at the first sign of emotion. |
| Men are like ........ | Popcorn ... | They satisfy you, but only for a little while. |
| Men are like ....... | Snowstorms ...... | You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. |
| Men are like ........ | Lava Lamps ...... | Fun to look at, but not very bright. |
| Men are like ........ | Parking Spots ........ | All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. |