Documents - Why radical Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
- No premarital sex.
- No booze. None. Never.
- No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV.
- No Spice channel. No Playboy channel. No ESPN.
- No Hooters or other nude bars.
- No Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
- No organized sports of any kind. That's right, NO sports!!!.
- Women have to be completely covered and wear veils. No thongs.
- No Victoria's Secret Stuff.
- Very, very, very few cars. Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking, filthy camels.
- Sand. *&^%** sand everywhere!
- More sand.
- Ever try to fish at an oasis? No bass boats. No bass. No fish.
- Sandstorms. More **$#@ sand everywhere!
- Rags for clothes and hats.
- Camel and goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips
- Eating with your right hand only, because you wipe your butt with your left hand.
- Constant crying from the neighbour next door ...........no..wait, that's music!
- And when you die it's supposed to all get better...... No wonder they volunteer!!
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