Just imagine the headlines in the press.
| Ethiopian pole vaulter still missing after strong South Easter. |
| Gangsters protest against refusal to allow them to participate in shooting events. |
| Athlete mugged while carrying the Olympic torch. |
| Vagrant tries to enter discus event with hubcap. |
| Burning taxi on Signal Hill to be Olympic flame. |
| Caterers strike at Olympic Village. |
| Gold medals lost in security scam. |
| Important Olympic documents lost in S.A. Post. |
| No phone lines in Olympic Village because of cable theft. |
| 2000 Rapists and murderers released for Olympic goodwill. |
| Squatters occupy Olympic Village. |
| Stadium cleared of sheep and goats before events. |
| Starter gun kills sprinter. |
| Olympic bus delayed on N2 after hitting a cow. |
| Sports Minister blames Apartheid for chaos. |
| Boesak appointed Trustee of Olympic fund. |
| Gymnasts crushed in Taxi carrying 26 Athletes. |