DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: |
| 40ish........................................... | 49 |
| Adventurous..................................... | Slept with everyone |
| Athletic........................................ | No tits |
| Average looking................................. | Ugly |
| Beautiful....................................... | Pathological liar |
| Contagious Smile................................ | Does a lot of pills |
| Emotionally Secure.............................. | On medication |
| Feminist........................................ | Fat |
| Free spirit..................................... | Junkie |
| Friendship first................................ | Former slut |
| Fun............................................. | Annoying |
| New-Age......................................... | Body hair in the wrong places |
| Old-fashioned................................... | No BJs |
| Open-minded..................................... | Desperate |
| Outgoing........................................ | Loud and Embarrassing |
| Passionate...................................... | Sloppy drunk |
| Professional.................................... | Bitch |
| Voluptuous...................................... | Very Fat |
| Large frame..................................... | Hugely Fat |
| Wants Soul mate................................. | Stalker |