Read aloud for best results: "Tendjewberrymud."
Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.....
| Guest (G): | "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service" |
| RS: | "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??" |
| G: | "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs" |
| RS: | "Ow July den?" |
| G: | "What??" |
| RS: | "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?" |
| G: | "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." |
| RS: | "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?" |
| G: | "Crisp will be fine." |
| RS: | "Hokay. An San tos?" |
| G: | "What?" |
| RS: | "San tos. July San tos?" |
| G: | "I don't think so." |
| RS: | "No? Judo one toes??" |
| G: | "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes” means. |
| RS: | "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?" |
| G: | "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine." |
| RS: | "We bother?" |
| G: | "No..just put the bother on the side." |
| RS: | "Wad?" |
| G: | "I mean butter...just put it on the side." |
| RS: | "Copy?" |
| G: | "Sorry?" |
| RS: | "Copy...tea...mill?" |
| G: | "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." |
| RS: | "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??" |
| G: | "Whatever you say." |
| RS: | "Tendjewberrymud." |
| G: | "You're welcome." |