Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked around questioningly. 'That was my pager' he said. 'I have a microchip under the skin of my arm'
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Jap lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he explained 'That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand'
Paddy felt somewhat low-tech. So as not to be out done, he decided he had to do something about it, to be as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his arse.
The others raised their eyebrows. 'Will you look at that' says Paddy, 'I'm getting a fax'