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Reason why I never visit rich people.

Question: "What would you like to drink ... fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate, or coffee?"

Answer: "Tea please"

Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice >tea or green tea?"

Answer: "Ceylon tea please"

Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"

Answer: "White please"

Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"

Answer: "Milk please "

Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"

Answer: "Cow milk please."

Question: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: "Umm .. I'll rather take it black please."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar please."

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar please."

Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead please."

Question: "Mineral or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water please."

Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"

Answer: "Fok, lossit net ... ek vrek liewer vannie fokken dors!!!"

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