I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!
It scared me so badly, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!
BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!!!